The next console after the fucking shitty ass Wii U. It has 2 dildos as controllers and a double dildo grip attachment. It also comes with stripper tassels for your giant juicy sexy tits. It was created in 1969 by overly sexual and horny men at Nintendo so they could get pussy from the executives. Only currently owned by Donald Motherfuckin' Trump
by SexyHairyLeggedStripper April 4, 2017
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When one girl walks in to find TWO girls (not sluts, of course *cough cough*) waiting for one boy to return with body shot materials (aka Lemons) a countdown commences giving said girls and said boy enough time to save their lives before punching bitches in the breasts begins
5...4...3...you do NOT wanna meet me, I'm a HUGE bitch!...2...1 *girls run screaming out of the room scared as SHIT*
Dude, did you see that Bitch Switch Countdown in room 6532 last night?!
Dude, did you see that Bitch Switch Countdown in room 6532 last night?!
by Ashley, Allison, and Carter April 30, 2006
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Mike: Dammit, I fell victim to another bate and switch last night.
Ike: What's that?
Mike: When the porn video doesn't match what is advertised on the cover. You know, like when the hot blonde with triple Es on the cover isn't in the movie.
When the movie advertises twins, but they appear in separate scenes. They say there is a Bukkake scene, but it is only a threesome. Promise double anal, but its only two guys taking turns. You think you're getting hot fresh teens but they have saggy boobs and c-section scars.
Ike: Yeah, dude, it is a cruel world out there.
Ike: What's that?
Mike: When the porn video doesn't match what is advertised on the cover. You know, like when the hot blonde with triple Es on the cover isn't in the movie.
When the movie advertises twins, but they appear in separate scenes. They say there is a Bukkake scene, but it is only a threesome. Promise double anal, but its only two guys taking turns. You think you're getting hot fresh teens but they have saggy boobs and c-section scars.
Ike: Yeah, dude, it is a cruel world out there.
by Doc Irysch December 23, 2009
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Get the Nintendo Switch mug.A sexual maneuver used during foreplay. While lying on top of a woman, a man slithers his lower body area towards a woman’s chest area, neck, and chin. At this point the woman can take the bait, his penis, resulting in a blow job, or she can accept the switch: a forced titty fucking
While hooking up with this skank last night, I used the Bait & Switch, which unfortunately resulted in a Pasadena Mudslide
by AK27 January 4, 2008
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You: "Tell me when you're going to cum."
Her: "Ok"...a while later "I'm going to cum"
You: Push her onto the floor. You just pulled the bait and switch...Laughter ensues.
Her: "Ok"...a while later "I'm going to cum"
You: Push her onto the floor. You just pulled the bait and switch...Laughter ensues.
by Chris D. January 23, 2008
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