Stoned

1. The highest form of "spacing out" known to man, normally comes after smoking enough marijuana.

2. The third part in a three part cycle during the smoking of marijuana/pot (buzzed, high, stoned). Generally the weirdest point, where even the lines dividing lanes on the road can become the most interesting thing you've ever seen. Also that can be included as side effects random laughing, munchies, and just overall spaced out.

1. I was so stoned that I just stared at the T.V. for 3 hours straight not realizing what the fuck was going on around me.

2. "Yo, Tim did you get stoned man?"

"Hellz yeah, I couldn't help but stare at your family portrait for two hours while just sporadically laughing my ass off. Damn that picture must have a spell on it or some shit."

3. "So like I was saying, wait, what was I saying?"

by RAWR...Lolz April 13, 2009

Stone the Crows

Shock, surprise, Awe

Stone the crows where did you come from. Or Stone the crows the plane crashed

by Byron February 7, 2004

Stoned

D: all of the above

When your friend is able to convince you hes a vampire so you beat him with a stick.

"no dude your not a fuckin vampire quit it... oh shit dude maybe you are wtf get the fuck away ahhh shit"

by one stonned ass motherfucker May 26, 2004

Stone Ridge

This school rocks so much it's not even funny. Everyone there is amazing! They're all brilliantly smart, great at sports, and gorgeous! This school has a beautiful campus, an amazing pool facility and Mr. A! What more could you ask for? Everyone goes to a good college, everyone is nice to each other, everyone is smart, ALL the guys' schools LOVE sr, and everyone there KICKS BOOTAYY!

SRgirl: I kick ass.
Visigirl: I'm a skank. (cries)
SRgirl: I still kick ass.
Holtongirl: I'm a bitch. (cries)
SRgirl:...I still kick ass.
NCSgirl: Hi. My name is Regina George! (gets hit by a bus)
SRgirl:...Once again... I still kick ass...
Madeiragirl: I can do anything better than ANY man!
SRgirl: You suck.
Madeiragirl:...But do I suck more than a MAN?
SRgirl:...No.
Madeiragirl: Dammit! (cries)
Hot guy1: Look a hot Stone Ridge girl!
Hot guy2: SHE'S MINE!
Hot guy1: You can have the NCS girl!
Hot guy2: She got hit by a bus!
(Hot guys start fighting over SR girl)

by '10 kicks ass December 28, 2005

Stone Garden

meaning cemetary or grave yard, made famous by psycho realm (latino rap group from Los Angeles)

dont fuck with me puto, i'll send your ass straight to the stone garden

by this isnt my real name. June 18, 2009

stone faces

A game played in Russia in a nightclub amongst men. They are sat round a table looking at each other whilst a whore is under the table giving one of them a BJ. They have to guess which of them is being worked by the whore by the look on their faces.

Yuroi: Ok I booked the whore, lets play stone faces. Winner gets the vodkas in.
Vladmir: Well its not me
Sasha: Nope not me
Yuri: Smirk

Vladmir+Sasha: Its you, your stone face is shit!

Whore: That will be 10000 rubles.

by chindelly April 8, 2010

stone roses

woo woo, dance, madchester, yeah!

Let's party baby, Stone Roses!

by spiritualdishwasher January 9, 2004