colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch

A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.

"Leave me alone you stupid colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch!"

by speastermiester May 15, 2009

Colonel Sanders

Former cook for the special forces. Started fast food chain after receiving dishonorable discharge for conduct unbecomming of an officer.

I don't like the look in his eye.....he is a trained killer disgiused as someones grandfather.

by Gunny May 16, 2005

slender-bender

Binging and Purging, The act of eating shittons of food then vomiting it up,
Being Bulimic.
Linked to a bender-or drinking binge.

Judy was sick of looking like a fat piece of shit, so she went on a slender-bender to lose some weight

by Hoolyann January 13, 2009

stander

A lady who stands when using the potty, rather than waste time laying down a seat cover and sitting.

Mary: This bathroom line is ridiculous.
Jane: It would go a lot faster if there were more standers up in here.

by WomanofMassDestruction October 30, 2007

Slonder

Something "gone wrong". Opposite to Wonder

Man that dinner was such a slonder, I totally burnt the turkey.

by Big double LL October 13, 2008

Colonel Sanders

When a team member rushes an enemy player or team (for the clout) and dies while blaming his or her team for their death. Sometimes causing the Colonel Sanders to rage or rage quit.

Gabe is raging, he’s such a colonel sanders.

by Chuck finelay September 20, 2019

Sanders

Homoerotic ball loving cunt-bag, who thrives on receiving male genitalia via oral or anal situations, lacking but not limited to a personality, charm, whit, charisma, intelligence, morality, or manliness; feels the need to have sex with anything greater than or equal to 1 but less than 5 in an attempt to cover up true sexuality.

He thinks he is so fucking cool, but he's just a sanders

by bobbuilder145 May 20, 2010