I learned this while talking baby talk to my dog years ago. I’m a shoe is a cute saying for I miss you
by Gcon94 April 14, 2021
Get the I’m a shoemug. vaginal fluid discharged so it whould flow down a women leg or legs to fill one's shoe or shoes. Should be the effect of sexual stimulation Or " gettin her all wet" without penetration or oral-manipulation.
by Pappa Bashin February 13, 2012
Get the filled shoesmug. The fetish freak of the Teambang group, the Shoe Salesman is the one to occasionally catch a female participant by attempting to purchase her a pair of brand new shoes as a sort of push. Following a bit of smooth talking, the Shoe Salesman becomes a foot lover and sucks the toes of said female with the penetration of toe ridges.
I finally convinced this chick as the Shoe Salesman to join our Teambang group with a pair of pink heels, now I can foot fuck her all night until I make her little piggies shine with my cum.
by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019
Get the Shoe Salesmanmug. When one flails their body around and shifts their weight on a foot to try and slide it into a shoe to avoid untying and tying it, giving them the appearance of dancing like a white person.
Rob: Hey, what's taking Steve so long?
Bill: He refuses to untie and tie his shoes, he's in there doing the shoe polka to try and squeeze them on.
Rob: I feel bad for any expensive things on his walls...
Bill: He refuses to untie and tie his shoes, he's in there doing the shoe polka to try and squeeze them on.
Rob: I feel bad for any expensive things on his walls...
by Reginald Fitzpatrick December 13, 2010
Get the Shoe Polkamug. by YuOfTheNight November 5, 2019
Get the Spongebob Shoesmug. by Pliers-001 October 8, 2011
Get the Shoe-Wiffermug. 