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by xBungleBee June 30, 2018
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Dude 1: Hey Dude, how was your weekend?
Dude 2: Dude! I got my wife a nice pork tenderloin and she gave me a Salmonella Chinstrap.
Dude 2: Dude! I got my wife a nice pork tenderloin and she gave me a Salmonella Chinstrap.
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“ Dinneres ready “
‘Coming aunt Margret’
‘ ew ! This chicken looks raw.. are you sure you cooked this correctly?’
“ Yes Kate, eat up”
Day later
✨ vomit everywhere ✨
‘Aha ! I knew this wasn’t cooked. I’ll be telling Margret about this. ‘
“ Dinneres ready “
‘Coming aunt Margret’
‘ ew ! This chicken looks raw.. are you sure you cooked this correctly?’
“ Yes Kate, eat up”
Day later
✨ vomit everywhere ✨
‘Aha ! I knew this wasn’t cooked. I’ll be telling Margret about this. ‘
by YourAuntMargret September 27, 2020
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Induction of masculine vocal characteristics onto a female voice sample by altering the pitch and formant; analogous to the colour pink of Atlantic salmon.
Induction of masculine vocal characteristics onto a female voice sample by altering the pitch and formant; analogous to the colour pink of Atlantic salmon.
Detective Haras asked the audio forensic lab to salmonify the voice recording to make it less annoying.
by germantopdog August 8, 2023
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A versatile word used for description, "salimonious" can can mean anything you need it to mean-- good, bad, or ugly.
A versatile word used for description, "salimonious" can can mean anything you need it to mean-- good, bad, or ugly.
1)"Your mom was acting all salimonious toward me last month. We'll be having a baby soon."
2)"Fuck those salimonious bastards. They'll get theirs."
3)"I feel pretty salimonious today, but how is that different from any other day?"
2)"Fuck those salimonious bastards. They'll get theirs."
3)"I feel pretty salimonious today, but how is that different from any other day?"
by GlassAdam December 9, 2008
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