A Bristolian sexual act whereby the man is upside-down on his shoulders pushing his erect penis forward so that it is pointing towards the ceiling through his legs.
The female sits in a seated position on the man and leans as far forward as possible creating a kind of circular shape (the harvester).
The man after harvesting for some time then proceeds to push a turd from his anus, the perfect consistency is loose and bitty to mimic the spreading of the seed after the harvest.
The female sits in a seated position on the man and leans as far forward as possible creating a kind of circular shape (the harvester).
The man after harvesting for some time then proceeds to push a turd from his anus, the perfect consistency is loose and bitty to mimic the spreading of the seed after the harvest.
by TheTractorLover December 10, 2012
Get the Reverse Combine Harvester mug.The opposite of "simba-ed". Instead of the male using his thumb to smear his load onto the female, the female uses her thumb to wipe either the males load or her own juices onto the males forehead.
1-"did you have sex with him last night?"
2-"yeah, And he tried to simba me, but I reverse simba-ed him first!"
2-"yeah, And he tried to simba me, but I reverse simba-ed him first!"
by KrysCrizzly September 4, 2013
Get the reverse simba mug.Related Words
by Gregwa1989578533 January 3, 2014
Get the reverse octopus( mug.The Reverse Magic Jack is akin to the Magic Jack, but whereas the Magic Jack involves a guy getting his unit worked whilst he is unconscious, in the Reverse Magic Jack, the Jackee enlists the help of an unconscious Jacker to stroke his unit for him.
John awoke with a nice stiffie, but his girl was fast asleep. Rather than beat his own meat, John guided her hand into position, and Reverse Magic Jack happiness ensued.
by 165er February 23, 2014
Get the Reverse Magic Jack mug.When a man by the name of Ben grabs his meat and slings it over his shoulder at a fellow by passer all while shouting, "You got meat tomahawked BITCH".
Ben just reverse flying meat tomahawked some chick, she liked it.
I wish Ben would reverse flying meat tomahawk me.
I wish Ben would reverse flying meat tomahawk me.
by ZenetaWhipple March 5, 2014
Get the reverse flying meat tomahawk mug.When a person you have been dating tries to gradually move you in with them with out your knowledge. Unlike the traditional lesbian, where your second date involves a u-haul, in the reverse lesbian, your boyfriend or girlfriend nonchalantly invites you to keep more and more of your belongings at his or her place until you one day find you are living there out of convenience because it is where most of your stuff resides.
As in, "First he bought me a tooth brush. Next he gave me a drawer to 'store some things'. The next thing I knew he had pulled a reverse lesbian and I was paying half his rent."
by ElaineDances March 13, 2014
Get the reverse lesbian mug.Sex position where the male twerks on the wall and the female approaches him from behind, grabs his penis, and jacks him of while licking his anal hole.
by Sexpo master April 14, 2014
Get the Reverse cornhole mug.