runnin like a striped ass ape

when a joint is rolled unevenly, and burns only on one side.

when an ass wipe tries to roll and fails, epically, causing it to burn wrong, then getting his ass kicked afterwards, so u call this runnin like a striped ass ape.

by snj8594 April 24, 2010

well fuck me running

showing emotion

going down the steps and falling on your ass!!

by Brittany November 28, 2003

Running into a Tree

Replacement phrase for masturbation. Derived from World of Warcraft for what someone who is not paying attention to the game and running into a tree/wall could possibly be doing.

"where the hell is john?"
"idk, probably running into a tree!"

by JustinFromColorado January 5, 2008

running a girl

fucking a girl so hard you run your dick through her

I was running a girl so hard I thought i felt her spine.

by dickhead squared October 6, 2015

running laps

A euphomism for drinking alcoholic beverages.

We went out running laps last night and I woke up with a headache.

by SportsZone John April 10, 2005

running the option play

the act of putting a batch in the dogg and slowly working your rod into her ass until she says no or lets you commence making anal love.

Raw Dogg: "I tried to run the option play, but I got sacked in the back field for a loss.

by Raw dogg February 4, 2004

running into phone pole

This is what happens when you are running and you don't look out ahead, then you run into a damn phone pole, punch it with a fist, and fall on your behind!

Steve was running fast, until all of a sudden when he went running into phone pole!

by LongDistanceRunner October 11, 2009