Slippery Rubber Crunch

when you bite into a dildo thats all lubed up and ready to go, but bite too hard and make your way to its vibrating core.

dude in that hentai, this kawaii lolli pulled a slippery rubber crunch

oh sheisse dude, your such an otaku furfag

by PhrogKillr December 9, 2014

Brazilian rubber

Fucking a girl with something instead of a condom. This thing has to be rubber though.

That Brazilian rubber last night was amazing.

by Smackdatfatass May 23, 2016

Brazilian rubber

Having sex with someone using something other then a condom to stop the sperm.

I want to try to do some Brazilian rubber tonight.

by Smackdatfatass May 23, 2016

crumb rubber

A rubber that has been in your wallet for far too long and is starting to crumble.

"Hey , Bae you ready for some sugar?"
"Ya, hang on."
"Shit, all I have left is this crumb rubber."
"It's cool Bae, this won't be my first kid."
"What?!?"

by ur ban this January 10, 2017

akron rubber plant

A sexual act in which one pours melted rubber into their partners anal cavity then once it hardens they pull it out and “plant” it up their own ass while receiving oral.

My ass is real sore, Dave made me do an Akron Rubber Plant last night.

by Dick Fister December 1, 2017

alyssa robles

Alyssa is the best person ever you can always count on her to be by your side. She is very pretty. She has those blonde moments but that is just the best part about her. She is as pretty as the god of beauty. If you meet a Alyssa Robles keep her.

Guy 1: who is that she is beautiful

Guy 2:oh that is Alyssa Robles

by Blue crab sweeties December 9, 2017

Neck Rubber

A mooch, as in a person who comes up behind you and rubs your neck to ingratiate themselves to get you to share what goods you might have.

When the Legion distributed food for Federal employees on Tuesday it was strictly for them Not for neck rubber people

by LimeadeYouth January 23, 2019