Religion Rape

Having people pray for you when you don't support any religion or subscribe to any religious beliefs / ideology.

Ethan: I heard they're gonna pray for you!
Justin: I hope not, That's against my beliefs. That is religion rape.

by iiNTenSiiFy August 22, 2024

Religion

Belief in the afterlife or other metaphysical concepts, often using a mythology. It is spread by people called prophets.

I do not believe in religion.

by flopgaming September 15, 2023

religion

The first scientifically verified method of teaching chimpanzees to be racist.

The invention of Collective Identity.

-"These people aren't real Romans! They're filthy little Macedonian Pagans!"

-"Take it easy Carl, they have freedom of religion you know..."

by zaraxianboy September 20, 2023

Religion Baiting

A method of baiting people into liking or subscribing into a channel by using religion. Examples: Like and subscribe if you love Jesus!

I caught a YouTuber religion baiting.

by dswqsa895 December 26, 2023

religion

Something that made sense a few thousands years ago, but is irrelevant now.

You all need to embrace religion in your lives or you will burn in hell!
Nah, I'm good.

by Dzheres January 13, 2024

Religion't

The act of being not only not religious but actively opposed to religion in all its forms.

Person A: hey is Person C gonna go to church?
Person B: No bud you haven't heard? He's Religion't now

by Digitoki November 9, 2023

religous fruitcake

Someone who says or posts stuff about religion that barley males sense pr is just plain wrong. They usually haven't even read the Bible and if they have, they forget most of it and pretend it says whatever they want.

Person one: dude, look at this religous fruitcake on Twitter (I am NOT calling it X)
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know people could be so oblivious to their own beliefs!

by Wasthebiteof87! November 21, 2023