Readers block 

The inability to read a book or the impatience to read one.
Readers block often happens to people who read more than 5 books a month and they begin to get bored of reading them.

Readers block also happens conveniently when someone has to read a book for a school report.

Readers block also leads to extreme boredom with the unwillingness to do anything whatsoever.

Person 1 "I dont want to read the scarlet letter for english... I have readers block"

Person 2 "No you dont! You just want to play xbox"

Person 1 "I'd much rather stare at a wall."

Readers block by jkskk September 3, 2009

reading the bible 

The term "reading the bible" refers to any situation that is bad, illegal, or just naughty like sex or drugs.

You and your friends are smoking pot in your room. Your mom knocks on the door and asks what your doing in there. You respond "reading the bible!"

You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.

reading the bible by xShannonx July 16, 2008

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Readsturbate 

(V): Readsturbate; The act of reading a pornographic magazine, usually playboy, with the intent to masturbate to the images, but instead getting caught up reading the articles.

(Adj): Readsturbating; the act of being engaged in readsturbating.

Ted: "Dave's been in the bathroom a while. I saw him go in with a playboy, but it's been over two hours."

Ned: "Oh, he's probably just readsturbating."

Dave: "You two get away from the door, I'm trying to readsturbate here!"

Readsturbate by Nick Lowers August 12, 2009

I'm ready! 

A phrase made popular by Spongebob Squarepants. Used when excited, antsy, or trying to make an akward or unwanted situation less serious by quoting Spongebob.

Doctor: ok, time for your shot
Child: I'm ready!

I'm ready! by I~luv~squid January 10, 2009

Book-readin' faggot shit 

Book readin' faggot shit. A term, used by military personnel, to indicate technical topics, or similar items associated with a college education.

Engineering? That's Book-readin' faggot shit.

Book-readin' faggot shit by The Winker21 November 11, 2009

Shovel Ready 

Similar to pork-barrel spending.

1. Infrastructure projects that CANNOT be started quickly, EVEN when funds become available.

2. Plain old government waste.

On Oct.13 2010, in an Interview with the NYT, Obama said "there's no such thing as shovel ready projects."

Shovel Ready by DimDawg February 27, 2011