Coffee Quake

A term used to describe a bowel reaction to a strong cup of joe. The magnitude can be measured by the number of simultaneous victims.

"A logjam occurred in the bathroom as a 9.0 coffee quake occurred seconds earlier"

by OligSlaughter September 6, 2013

bath quake

BASICALLY THE SAME THING AS AN EARTHQUAKE , but way less messy, you take a bath, and, splash the water all around causing it to get all over everything!!! the floor, the walls, everything!!

instead of a regular bath, she took a bath quake and made a mess everywhere!!

by lesser of 2 eviles June 15, 2016

Z'quan

A poor kid with no hair line and has gotten dumped by the same girl every time and smells like shit and has no dick

Z'quan apoor poor kid with no dick

by Z'quan August 29, 2016

Z'quan

A no hair lined person that's been dumped by the same girl and has no dick

A lonely person

Z'quan no cock

by Z'quan August 27, 2016

izzy quan abas

The sexiest boy you'll ever see, taller than most of his friends, always will have a friend named Jonathan and Michael, loves basketball but has no defense, tends to move schools a lot on his highschool years. Has really nice hair.

Damn have you seen izzy quan Abas he is hella hot

by Sir Jacobs Norman March 16, 2017

cali-quake

A butt plug from California that likes it up the ass. Thinks he is cool because he is from california, but can't quite reach the dildo shoved far up his rectum. Probably because he is from California, and not a common sense state like Ohio.

Wow that cali-quake guy sure is a faggot.

by GoudyGodKing July 27, 2018

Zuo Quan

Small penis individual that has disabilities such as being unable to dunk.

Damn bro, you suck, but at least you are not Zuo Quan

by NiggerGid January 13, 2019