football queef

when mike is playing football he gets tackled, his legs go out and he makes a wet fart noise

aww did you see that wicked football queef by mike

by bobby o bobby September 25, 2009

Queef

a vart, another name for Dr. Phil

1. What that hooker does after she has a client
2. Dr. Phil

by blah January 5, 2004

queef

A queef is a vaginal expulsion of gas,
m'kay?

by Mr. Mackey from South Park April 23, 2003

quaffle

Contrary to popular belief, a quaffle is NOT that Harry Potter thing! A quaffle is what you call a waffle that's been placed in a blender and liquidized into a beverage.

Quaff a waffle! Thus, it's a quaffle.

by Liz February 3, 2005

queef

pussy fart or anyone named keith

"Damn Queef you stink"!

by harry jonson August 3, 2010

Ass queef

when a girl tries to blame a fart during sex as a queef usually to no avail because of the smell

what was that
just a queef keep going
since when have your queefs smelt like ass and muffins I'm calling Ass queef! (leave room)
Awww i wasnt finished. Where's that Carrot

by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009

Queef

A queef, is a vaginal fart.

I think I just Queefed.

by Will.I.Am September 21, 2005