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puerto rican secret

Very similar to a "donkey punch" except when you are about to ejaculate you pull out of the womans anus and punch her in the kidney. This causes her to defaecate all over the bed.
Oh man i gave Jane the Puerto Rican secret last night and then we both had to sleep on the couch because the bed was all covered in shit.
by Anchorage November 9, 2007
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Puerto Rican men

they are usually a pendejo, usually are racist to their own woman always go for the white girls

They are extremely toxic and horrible people never go near one they are very traumatic. Worst creation ever.
you know that Puerto Rican men?
Yeah he’s toxic

Yeah I agree he traumatized me.
by loca101_xoxo April 2, 2022
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Power Surge in Puerto Rico

This is 'code' for "I'm going to the Beach and can't let anyone know why I'm not signed onto Sametime".
Sorry, there is a Power Surge in Puerto Rico, I got kicked off Sametime because of a power surge. Really, bad thunderstorm here in sunny Puerto Rico, Google it.

This is what you may say when you are going to the beach instead of working.
by lmdough July 28, 2011
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defiling the purity ring

The type of sexual orientation in which you only have sex with virgins who have purity rings, taking said ring and throwing it into the closest corn field upon completion.
“Defiling the Purity Ring

Tyler said “Man, I had 5 Busch lights last night and ended up defining Emily’s purity ring; farmer Jon gon find that ring at harvest bruh!”
by Regina Filange June 15, 2023
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puerto rican hamper

when Tony G tries to see how much of his boyfriends dirty clothes he can stuff into his mouth at once
After my boyfriend mows the lawn, there's nothing like a puerto rican hamper to get into the mood
by scott May 11, 2004
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Puerto Rican Hitler

When someone does a handstand over a weiner dog, the the other person fills an empty vodka bottle with mexican white sand, then lets it turn to glass like the bottle, then the bottle is smashed and stuck in the rear end of the person doing the handstand. The person with the bottle in their ass then proceedes to do superman push ups Until the dog gets irritated and runs away, causing an orgasm.
Why are you walking like that?

Because me and Skyler did a Puerto Rican Hitler last night!
by Perry Pancake July 15, 2011
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puertocaficracan

A person mixed with puertorican, black, and white
"Damn,that puertocaficracan girl ova there is fine!"
by Brittany December 13, 2003
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