Prestige Penis

The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.

I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.

by A Free Man February 17, 2022

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Preston

In love with Adrian.

I'm so Preston.

by Jorge Washingmachine February 22, 2022

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Preston is really arrogant and is mean and is fake and is very dirty minded

Don’t be friends with Preston

by CookieXlover March 13, 2022

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Preston

A guy who will stick a marker up right in is pants and try to get you to look.

Guy: Preston stuck a marker in his pants?
Girl: He is cute, tho.

by e24273012h March 31, 2022

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Preston is the coolest guy ever. He hosts a Christmas party once every year where beings from all across time and space. Preston's Christmas Party can refer to the actual party itself, or it can refer to a bunch of people that shouldn't be in one place hanging out together.

I went to the bar and it was a Preston's Christmas Party.

by EESDSESESERDT April 7, 2022

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