The mound of pubis fat that completely engulfs one's genitals when they reach morbid obesity and resembles the dorsal region of the orange gourd. As made famous by American comedian Louis C.K.
"Holy Shit! Did you see that fat bastard on the Rascal? He had the biggest pumpkin top I've ever SEEN!... this week." Yes America, drop the Cheetos and jump on a treadmill you fat fucks.
by RaiderRash09 July 1, 2011
Get the Pumpkin Topmug. The act of taking a shit in the way Andrew Hussie does when there is no bathroom in sight. Commonly done by the small minority of degenerates who follow Andrew's career.
Man, I tried pumpkin squats yesterday and it blew me right away. Because I love the huss, I shat a lot of fuck. That's the word I use for shit, because I swear on every bit! Fuck, fuckity, Streisand fuck!
by Senator Foreskin July 21, 2023
Get the Pumpkin squatsmug. Broccoli, broad beans, peassss, PUMPKIN!!!
by Hrbwis djxjx March 25, 2021
Get the Pumpkinmug. Q: what cookies are on your team?
A: oh! pumpkin pie cookie, sea fairy cookie, latte cookie, pure vanilla cookie and moon rabbit cookie?
A: oh! pumpkin pie cookie, sea fairy cookie, latte cookie, pure vanilla cookie and moon rabbit cookie?
by wdym bythat January 20, 2022
Get the pumpkin pie cookiemug. When the vulva's labia minora are concealed, thus leaving the plump labia majora sitting like the curves of a pumpkin.
by WhatsGoodnYaDog March 4, 2023
Get the Pumpkin Pussmug. A person who makes lifestyle choices that put him or her at the edge of society, but who maintains a likeable, socially acceptable demeanor.
Is Becky bringing that tumble pumpkin of hers to Thanksgiving dinner?
I hope so, even though he'll probably be barefoot and bring some frigan dish.
I hope so, even though he'll probably be barefoot and bring some frigan dish.
by inkbot July 7, 2012
Get the tumble pumpkinmug. by Lilpeepeegang October 1, 2021
Get the Pumpkin creme piemug.