pooter

the lint that comes out of your ass crack

after i picked my ass i made morey eat my pooter

by poon123 February 24, 2009

pooter shooter

a womans poop shooter

a screwed your mom's pooter shooter

by hey hey September 27, 2003

Pooter

a hand held digital organiser anything from the little ones that only hold names and addresses, up to full fledged computers including mobile phone and camera, does not include programmable calculators.

do you use your pooter for anything other than playing games.

by delta tango April 17, 2005

Porter

A very lonely and neglected child who remains neglected throughout their adult life. Usually bullied by others about it.

Jack: What's up with that kid over there?
Rob: He's a porter.

by VictorianKid64 September 22, 2011

cooter-pooter

super cool, super bad, just about anything that is super

"That man over there farted. Cooter Pooter!" "I once pulled a 900 on my bike and it was like totally cooter pooter dude."

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

pooter titty

Pooter titty is the most offensive word to girls. They hate the word pooter and hate the word titty. Combined, they are unstoppable.

Dude - You're a fucking Pooter Titty
Whore - *head explodes from the force of being called a pooter titty.*
Dude - *drops trou and performs some necrophilic maneuvers*

by billberto April 6, 2005

posterbating

Writing a message on social media, then deleting the message before posting online.

"I keep posterbating my responses to Trump's bullshit tweets."

"I had to stop myself from shitposting by posterbating."

"Quit posterbating your life away!"

by EbonZEN December 10, 2017