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seatle position

seatle position - to sit while playing Nintendo Wii
everyone was standing in-line except mom she was sitting on couch in the seatle position
by lukethaduke October 1, 2020
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The Sliding X Position

This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"

"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"

"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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Tactical positioning

A War technique to indicate a position that's Grant's an advantage if the user
Eggman uses tactical positioning
by Mc Larry February 2, 2020
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Aussie position

It’s when a women spreads her legs on a servo counter with vegimite spread on her vagina while a man eats the vegimite off her down under region making it wet. he then proceeds to force a can of Vb inside her pussy.
Friend: mate you look rooted what happened?
Guy: yeah the Mrs and I went Aussie position last night.
by BIG RIG JOSH November 9, 2019
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Positions

The way I literally FUCK Jessie' in every position possible
Plentiful Positions♡
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Positive Mental Sheditude

The rule of being positive in the Shed. The shed is located in Markiplier’s discord server, and is the motto of the Shed. This rule declares that we all shall be positive and clean all negativity in the shed.
by starverse May 5, 2018
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Tetris (sex position)

When 2 guys lay on top of each other and suck each others dicks.
Yo bro you tryna Tetris (sex position) tonight?
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