n.
1. Pornographic content where female breasts, vaginas, and, typically, buttocks are clothed, censored, or covered to match what a beta male is permitted to see in real life. Often includes captions that insult the beta male viewer using true statements about his sexual inadequacy.
2. Pornographic content originally made for a beta male audience.
Examples: Femdom and cuckold porn
1. Pornographic content where female breasts, vaginas, and, typically, buttocks are clothed, censored, or covered to match what a beta male is permitted to see in real life. Often includes captions that insult the beta male viewer using true statements about his sexual inadequacy.
2. Pornographic content originally made for a beta male audience.
Examples: Femdom and cuckold porn
While all my peers who get laid jerk off to regular porn, I only pinch my pee pee to beta porn since no girl has even shown me her titties in real life.
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"Thanks dude"-maybe Chad
"Just start with Step Cousins BFF "It was just a Kiss, it"s not like you were sucking his Dick" S17: Ep. 2 then go to "I just Wanted my Step Brother to Manhandle Me" Busty Step Sis Jewelz Blu then FamilyStrokes - Nerdy Step-Bro Fucked me for Homework"- probably some guy named Dave or maybe Sam idk
"Thanks dude"-maybe Chad
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After waiting 2 hours to get into that playa party, we soon realized that we'd been 'porn and eggs-ed' - surrounded by a class of people who put cool over content. An exclusive bunch of 'artistes' who only want to mix with other wannabes who silently preach that single males are predators and single females (by their amazing good nature) are the opposite (feloniously, of course)... thus - real mean should stay away. RUN AWAY, else you may be 'porn and eggs-ed'.
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