Skip to main content

Poop Burrito

It's when you lay toilet paper into the bowl before you do a number two. Once you flush the toilet, the poop gets wrapped up like a burrito as it gets sucked away.
Dude didn't do a poop burrito. This stall stinks.
by Number two in your heart June 5, 2019
mugGet the Poop Burrito mug.

bison poop

bison antiquus, sometimes called the “ancient bison”, was the most common large herbivore of the north american continent for over ten thousand years, and is a direct ancestor of the living american bison. however, even ten thousand years ago, they still had a bunghole. yes, ancient bison pooped. their poop is an important source of nitrogen, phosphorous, calcium, and magnesium for plants and animals. without it, natural prairies would stop flourishing and become NONEXISTENT. fun fact: it dries and becomes a rock in 7 days!
example 1: bison poop is sometimes referred to as "nik-nik".

example 2: dung beetles have unique ways to decompose a bison patty.
example 3: bison feces is shaped like a swirly-shaped circle.
by maifingfongtable:))))) April 22, 2020
mugGet the bison poop mug.

spiky poop

A large, living, serpent like poop covered in bloody spikes. It slithers around and spikes people to devour them. It usually comes out when people eat too many baconburgers or donuts. Also, it can come of a stale hot pocket that isn't cleaned out.
Oh my God! The spiky poop impaled Jorge! Run!
by Mr. Ornelas September 14, 2017
mugGet the spiky poop mug.

Bonus poop

I took a poop this morning. And then around noon I felt the urge and had a bonus poop. Nice!!
by Apeortdz May 19, 2017
mugGet the Bonus poop mug.

where’s the poop

In How I Met Your Mother it is the phrase that Lily uses when she realizes that someone is lying or hiding something from her. The phrase is followed by the name of the person she is addressing.
Where’s the poop, Robin?
by lilnip November 18, 2017
mugGet the where’s the poop mug.

squirty poop

when you piss shit from yer bumhole, usually caused from being out at the taco bell
Pierat: Aye, I had a squirty poop matey.

Ratepi: Ah, 'tis the ways of the shitey seas.
by Vincepti0n February 17, 2017
mugGet the squirty poop mug.

poop shrapnel

Poop shrapnel is when you have explosive, foamy diarrhea that feels like it is blasting out in little pieces as if propelled by air.
I ate a burrito from Qdoba, came home and took a dump, and thought "Oh shit! Poop shrapnel! Gonna have to clean my toilet."
by toilet_bound September 14, 2013
mugGet the poop shrapnel mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email