Poochy Poker

One who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. Usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.

Mom: Why is the dog sleeping under my bed?

Me: Probably because I was being a Poochy Poker.

by Master Comander January 29, 2014

jesse pomeroy

One hell of a badass dude! If you come across a Jesse Pomeroy you should not make eye contact, as he is intimidating to men and unavoidably handsome to women. He has hypnotizing eyes and an amazing sense of humor! Beware!

Jesse Pomeroy is an amazing man!

by TheRealness2015 June 18, 2015

chode poker

a person who pokes little kid wieners

"Dude she's a chode poker,she poked my cousin Bartholomew's dick"

by Jiffystuff2 September 8, 2016

Closet Poker

A man who plays Pokemon go in secret. Typically gay men with beards, and they are normally outdoors or sports type men. They can be spotted by their social media post denouncing Pokemon go, but secretly loving it.

Jesse is always dogging Pokemon Go on social medi, and I bet he's a Closet Poker who secretly loves men and Pokemon.

by Kenziel2323 August 1, 2016

shane pomeroy

A stupid chef who is still obsessed with Alyssa Johnson and he's really annoying tbh roller skating is his life and he must be blind because he can't see that some people like him and that annoys them and me and he thinks he's so cool but really he just has a big toe and makes pasta

Oh look Alyssa it's Shane pomeroy !
Ugh I don't wanna get back together for the 383848 time !

by Dudeilovedanhowell November 19, 2016

Mirano Poeran

The best kid in the world. He loves  and is a beast at CR (but Scottie beats him). He slaps wahahao and he raouks nigga's. Malik is black and Niki is doing weird shit at nyte. Tarun is a real troller and a busy kid (he likes tacos). Akshay is a good friend (but he likes giving head ig). And Pi is just a Pilayer (also known as PiMol). Sarwin is a botje, and Ryan is just Ryan. Mirano kills koeta sala's and eats masala. He gives poor people bakvet ice cream.

Mirano Poeran is a great person, his name means great clithead. So use him as a word.
"E.g.": "Youre just like a Mirano Poeran"

by Nigel Ossas January 11, 2017

duece poker

A sexual term for a two male one female tag team . Or a male ménagé toi

Three good friends talking

Jen is a good slut she wants a duece poker tonight.. Isn't she the coolest chick....ya man, she's loose.

by red riding hood July 24, 2017