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Poo Chop

The act of taking one's hand and swinging upward into the colon of an unsuspecting victim, thus causing them to poo their pants.
A friend of my once did this to my buddy. The victim was picking something off the ground when the suspect "Poo Chopped" him right in the sphincter causing him to drop a deuce in his whitey-tighties, and run for the nearest "john".
by Phillip09 March 21, 2008
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Poo mark

When someone does a poo in a box and throws it at somebody elses dad.
Person 1: What happened?
Person 2: Poo Mark.
by Chairwarmer September 19, 2009
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Poo Puff

(noun) euphemism for a small amount of flatulence
Oh, gross... whats that smell!?

Calm down... it was just a little poo puff
by Fauxmosexual February 23, 2009
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poo wrinkle

A wrinkle on a poo and can be used as an insult.
by Benjamin|| May 2, 2007
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poo den

a asshole or buttocks, butt, ass
man she has got a nice poo den.
by gagt2 July 9, 2010
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Poo d'etat

The overthrow of a government, body of authority, or parents through the use of massive amounts of poo.
1. At 4 months of age, Violet staged her first poo d'etat by generating so much fecal matter that her parents had to relinquish control of their authority of her. Henceforward, she became the first self-actualized autonomous infant in history.

2. The president feared that these anti-government rallies would lead to a messy and uncontrollable Poo d'etat.
by Morphevs April 13, 2008
mugGet the Poo d'etatmug.

poo ninny

1) wimp
2) person incapable of simple requests
chip you poo ninny, do a roly poly
by botaf November 11, 2003
mugGet the poo ninnymug.

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