My Phone

A piece of shit.

My phone is a piece of shit so I can't make or receive phone calls. Or this is someone else's doing in which case, they, are a piece of shit.

by Hym Iam April 1, 2022

Phone Drone

Someone who's whole life is based around their cell phone; similar to that of a bluetool.

Alicia is such a Phone Drone that she texts in the shower.

by therockingeek March 25, 2008

Phone Cramps

whenever you swear you got a text or you swear you felt the pocket where your phone was vibrate or beep or something. your not crazy guys. it's just phone cramps.

g1: "man if i get one more text im gonna kill myself!"
-vibrate-
g1: "that's it!"
-kills herself-

g2: -checks g1's phone-
"she didn't get a text...it was just phone cramps!"

by TAYLERRR January 19, 2009

Phone deaf

When someone cannot hear the world around them while using their phone.

That girl is phone deaf.

by mzs454 January 18, 2021

cell phone

The cell phone is a device originally intended to allow communication over long distances without the need of a grounded connection. however, recently, the cell phone has become the equivalent of a pace maker to many people.

millions of people in the world would die a slow and painful death due to not being in constant contact with there friends and family.

The use of new ever smaller cell phones has also caused much confusion due to the fact that you have no clue who they are talking to.

cell phones have shown to cause severe damage to the brains of rodents who were exposed to an active cell phone for extensive periods of time.

While oringinally intended to be a communications device, the cell phone has found many other uses, including angering the older population with people who walk around seemingly talking to themselves.

by weylin December 27, 2008

Talking on the Phone

Another term for having sex. Can also mean masturbating.

She was talking on the phone with her boyfriend last night.

by Cristy October 2, 2005

The Chameleon Phone

The Coolest Phone in the entire history of existance, the chameleon phone is a phone which, when rung, starts singing 'Karma Chameleon' by culture club, accompanied by a bug on a harmonica. Briefly featured on a BT advert and, due to popular demand went on sale at the Gadget Shop.

'dude, i just bought that Chameleon Phone of the tv for like, £120'

by Bodmin Zer0 November 16, 2003