Pillow pet

The art of putting a small animal in a pillow case and beating it against walls until it becomes a bloody mess and has a pillow like form.

Hey dad I'm about to pillow pet that cat if it claws me one more time

by Red9252 November 2, 2021

Pull Away Pet Syndrome

Pull Away Pet Syndrome is a type of syndrome where YOU, yes, YOU are afraid of pets for the slightest things. For example, if a pet makes a weird sound or some sort of "growl" towards you. You will be USAIN BOLT for about 5 seconds and dart away. Extended time with these pets and learning to not be afraid, see their body signs, and act friendly and slow do help. It is definitely a curable syndrome but it CAN TAKE TIME!

Me: Oh yeah, Sienna's cat is here.
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!

by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

pet sandal

say fuck it and get a pet sandal

bro i just got a pet sandal

by retarded crusader August 8, 2020

basement pet

A woman who is controlled and dictated by a tyranical person, usually a man, to the point where she isn't allowed to leave the house without permission.

Stay clear of Khaled, or he'll turn you into his own personal basement pet.

by goggle_dude April 21, 2022

Pet insurance

Asking your partner if they have pet insurance for their pussy because they’ll need it after getting it smashed

Hey sweetie do you have pet insurance because your going to need it after I smash your pussy tonight

by Lover not a fighter June 19, 2022

verbal petting

To drive someone to masterbation by prolonged periods of dirty talk

I subjected nikki to heavy verbal petting , until she took her self off for some hand relief.

by Gibdog82 October 6, 2016

Teacher Pet

a wikipedia admin who stays online 24/7 to instant delete wiki user's edits and refuses to touch grass or go outside

Me: adds an edit to a wiki page
Admin: deletes it
Me: Do you even know what grass is?
Admin: If you make changes to grass on wikipedia ile instant delete it like a Teacher Pet

by mayker68 February 23, 2022