Pet The Bison

Fingerbanging a chick with a LOT of pubic hair. Like, 70s bush.

"Darlene has a real 70s bush so I decided to pet the bison." "When I gave Darlene a hand job it was like I had to pet the bison"

by Marshmallow_Poptart August 20, 2019

Eddie's Pet

A redhead with a collar and a lead.

Shannon is Eddie's Pet

by Solomundy September 8, 2023

Pet Rat

A Name to call your close friend as a joke

He’s My Pet Rat Now, Back The Fuck Up

by clown.jj November 7, 2020

Pet Simulator XZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ

DA WORST ROBLOX GAM EVA! J8J NJN JJNMJNJNUJN

Person 1: Let's play Pet Simulator XZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ
Person 2: NO THAT GAME SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJEJSJSUSJSJSSUMSHJSNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!

by Reason D Alt August 12, 2023

Littlest Pet Shop (2012)

A cute and entertaining cartoon series based off of a Hasbro toy line of the same name that aired from 2012-2016. The show is centered around an aspiring fashion designer named Blythe Baxter who obtains the ability to communicate with animals.

"I see you collect Littlest Pet Shop toys. Have you seen the animated show: Littlest Pet Shop (2012)?
"Yes, I love it! Sugar Sprinkles and Sunil are my favorite pets."

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

Pet Cat

A term often used by NFL draft analysts to describe an under the radar player who will out play his draft position.

My pet cat of this draft is (insert name). With the last pick in round 6 he's going to be the next Tom Brady!

by Irish3721 August 30, 2018

Teachers Pet

An annoying ass bitch that does nothing but hate everyone but the teacher, some variants of this creature are fortnite kids, but they snitch on literally everything and everyone, always telling you "I'm telling." Before walking away.

Damn that teachers pet.
What?
He snitched on me for accidently tripping someone.
That fucking teachers pet.

by I hate fortnite kids June 5, 2023