Parking

PARKING!!!

It's the new planking.

Created on the 15th of May 2011 by Jake Hurwitz the art of Parking is to park in the closest parking space (excluding Pram and Disabled spaces) to the door resulting in the shortest walking distance to your destination. Once the park has been successfully obtained photographic evidence must be taken and the photo is to be uploaded....but remember this, if you come at the King you best be ready.

Did You see Jake's latest twitpic? He's the Parking King!

by The Parking King October 8, 2011

porking

To pick up fat bitches at a club and going back to her place to drink all her boose and leave

no boose?
its okay lets go porking

by Brickz March 5, 2007

Parking lot dippin'

When a man receives oral pleasure by standing over the participant and "dips" his genitalia and/or genitals into said participant's mouth. This action must be performed within the limits of a parking lot in order to constitute valid "parking lot dippin."

Parking lot dippin' is my preferred method of oral sex. The trajectory allows me to better discharge my semen directly to the back of the woman's esophagus. If properly executed, the skank will choke violently.

by Beezly December 23, 2007

perkins

Derivative: Per(Each) - Kin(Family) - Meaning someone who has sex with as many family members as possible with the intention of inbreeding. These people have no sexual preference and will have sex with males and females alike. All members of family are acceptable, such as brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, and even cousins. Usually from Bay Area California or West Virginia .

That inbred family sure are fans of the Perkins.

by wvboy September 18, 2006

Parking Lot Pimpin

Act of hanging out; or chilling in a car with some of your peeps.

After the movie James, Josh and Megan where parking lot pimping at Taco Bell in the Honda.

by Piker March 10, 2003

parking lot sagging

Pulling into a parking lot in a car that sits so low, that the bumper scrapes when you pull in. Hence the parking lot is sagging.

my 1963 Impala sits about one inch off the ground. when i pull into parking lots, my bumpers drag, and sparks emit. In my neighborhood they call it "parking lot sagging". a common term in the lowriding community.

by Ricky Pearson January 11, 2008

Parking Garage

I place to hang out, usually downtown. Perfect for getting away at night, and listening to music. Can literally be a parking garage. Perfect for messing around, and escaping.

Thomas: hey dude, where are we hanging?

Kaitlyn: parking garage. duh.

Heather: you bring the music, I'll bring the lawn chairs.

by the joker161 February 15, 2010