Boomer Paste

Term for most mayonnaise-based salads particularly popular amongst the Baby Boomer generation, and oftentimes consumer at picnics, such as potato salad, chicken salad, egg salad, etc, etc.

Looks like dad’s eating a Boomer Paste sandwich for the third time this week! Everything else is too spicy for him:

by Booool April 13, 2021

Carrot Paste

our lord a savior carrot paste (carapace) a superhero turtle sent from the heavens

holy carrot paste (carapace) sent from the heavens!

by KaceyMeRolling June 5, 2021

Crotch Paste

The gooey buildup of sweat, baby powder & dead skin that accumulates on/around a person's genitals after going without bathing for an extended period of time.

I tried to give him/her some head, but all the crotch paste grossed me out

by Kommissar August 24, 2021

kandy_pastel

the best person i’ve ever met omfg i love them so much.

bro kandy_pastel is hot

by ky ig August 29, 2021

White pasties

White Air Force Ones or white shoes that are super dirty and dingy

Mike got on them white pasties. He knows damn well it does not go with that outfit.

by Kvngg97 September 11, 2021

Horse paster

Conservative American so dumb they will eat anti parasitic medicine for farm animals instead of getting a free covid vaccine shot.

The horse pasters outside the Warren rally really needed to proofread their signs.

by Redditor73 September 12, 2021

Baard pastei

It is a term used for a hairy punani....

her baard pastei was very wet

by anonymous October 14, 2021