Parking Thirty

One specific and unnamed individual who always takes up 3 spots with his sedan

Person 1: "I hate that old parking thirty!"

Person 55: "Don't we all?"

by two me i ak March 7, 2024

Parking Penguin

An obese lot lizzard.

Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.

by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024

parkinsised

Parkinisised means to have severe tremors

Bren:*is holding a flashlight while his hands shake*
Jude:who ever is holding this flashlight is severely parkinsised

by anonymous April 11, 2024

Parking Garage

A woman who is ran through by men of different races, heights, weights and sizes. These men have "parked" themselves in the various different "spots" of the woman (i.e., pussy and/or mouth).

Also refers to a woman who fucks multiple men at the same time, having two or more men "parked" inside her at once.

Scenario 1 -
Guy 1: Dude she's so fine
Guy 2: Yeah man there's a reason she's a parking garage

Scenario 2 -
Guy 1: Fuck man idk if I can fit
Guy 2: Yeah... the parking garage is getting full

by [e-mail] April 11, 2024

Parking Lot Clam

Prostitutes that hang around motel parking lots. Similar to Lot Lizards.

I got hired as the front desk clerk at Motel 6 and the Parking Lot Clams are put tonight.

by DeezyRex November 23, 2024

Parikit

/ˈpærɪˌkɪt/

A vibrant and endlessly curious pookie, Parikit is the kind of person who lights up a room just by walking in. Known for their quick wit and warm charm, they have a knack for drawing people (and cats) into their orbit. With an impeccable sense of style that’s equal parts bold and quirky, they’re as memorable as their laugh, which tends to echo long after the joke is over. Sometimes he's a mysterious guy.

Parikit thrives on creativity, whether it’s turning a boring day into an adventure or crafting something beautiful from seemingly nothing. They’re a natural storyteller, able to weave tales that keep you hanging on every word—unless there’s a cat around, in which case, you’ve already lost their attention.

Fun Fact: Parikit’s ultimate dream is to live in a cozy, book-filled apartment where they can sip tea, cuddle cats, and occasionally emerge to remind the world how delightful they are.

Dude, I swear Karen’s a Parikit. She just walked into the room, made everyone laugh, and now I’m convinced she’s plotting to take over the group chat.

by alag.duniya January 16, 2025

Parking lot bisexual

A bisexual woman with a Black boyfriend that gets her boyfriend to target random women in the parking lot for a threesome. Both are often cases unattractive and resort to calling their target racist if they're rejected. They go after women in other places, but in so many cases parking lots. They think having a Black boyfriend is a sure way to attract women they always had difficulty attracting. These women often cases hate other interracial couples.

I just finished shopping at Walmart and was harassed by a parking lot bisexual after loading my groceries in the trunk. Her boyfriend forcefully held the driver's seat open and wouldn't stop talking to me.

by Osmocote February 19, 2025