lean position

Military slang for getting bent over or fucked in the work place. usually by an officer or over eager senior NCO.

"ok people, i know were supposed to head home from the desert tomorrow, but if we do another 2 months we can all get a short tour ribbon and i dont have one yet!"

from the crowd "Lean position ho!!!!!!!!!"

by William Burkhalter May 9, 2008

Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.

A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.

by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020

glitter positive

HSV+

I am glitter positive. ie I have herpes.

by Sassybrat63252 November 5, 2022

christian position

When a woman loses her anal Virginity before her vaginal virginity as means of saving herself for Marriage

Sally used the Christian position so God wouldn't be displeased with her and send her to hell

by Billy from it September 20, 2017

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.

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Make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.

by Reninu March 15, 2025

squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air while his sister is on top.

Bro I did the squatch position last night

by Htychchf June 19, 2018