Poo Pears

Bits of poo that cling to your bum hairs

I spent all day in the orchard picking poo pears

by Ryan Sharp October 14, 2007

poo bin

where you put poos when you're finished with them.

ohh I need to take a crap, where's your poo bin?

by doctor filth October 21, 2007

poo burglar

An imaginary creature to be used as a scapegoat to explain the taste in your mouth after a night of excessive drinking. He also turns your $20's into wadded up $1's and makes your cigarttes disappear.

I drank so much last night I didn't even know that the "poo burglar" paid me a visit. He must have because my mouth tastes like sh*t

by skinyminy March 4, 2011

Poo period

the pains of the lower abdomen experienced during constipation or during a nasty bout of food poisoning

backpacker A- "damn, I'm doubled over with a poo period here"

Bakcpacker B - "Yeah, that'll be those deep fried tarantula gonads you had off that dodgy looking street vendor mate"

by hilaire December 25, 2011

poo kink

what the fuck are you looking this up for, its a shit kink, you like shit

"You have a poo kink"

by 3m0.f4g.ty May 19, 2021

Poo fard

The response you'll probably get if you say literally anything on discord

"hello chat"
"Poo fard"

"It's my birthday"
"Poo fard"

"My dad has cancer"
"Poo fard"

by Kurīmīierō August 4, 2021

Poo worm

The inch of shit that is lodged in a man's urethra after performing anal on someone.

After fucking his girlfriends ass, had to go piss out his poo worm before he could cum.

by bitchtits96 September 19, 2006