Poo Puff

(noun) euphemism for a small amount of flatulence

Oh, gross... whats that smell!?

Calm down... it was just a little poo puff

by Fauxmosexual February 23, 2009

Poo Chop

The act of taking one's hand and swinging upward into the colon of an unsuspecting victim, thus causing them to poo their pants.

A friend of my once did this to my buddy. The victim was picking something off the ground when the suspect "Poo Chopped" him right in the sphincter causing him to drop a deuce in his whitey-tighties, and run for the nearest "john".

by Phillip09 March 21, 2008

Poo Donkey

A turd with the length and girth of a horse's dick.

I 've been getting raped by a poo donkey for the last ten minutes!

by roxmokin October 28, 2009

Poo Slam

A skateboard trick to perform which the skater must grab hold of the board jump into the air, board in hand, and then slam the board back onto the ground. The skater performing this trick will often shout the word 'poo!' for added effect.

Skateboard dude 1 "woah dude, did you see that poo slam drew just busted?"
Skateboard dude 2 "yeah, it was totaly gnarly dude"

by Poo_Skater March 1, 2010

Poo mark

When someone does a poo in a box and throws it at somebody elses dad.

Person 1: What happened?
Person 2: Poo Mark.

by Chairwarmer September 19, 2009

Poo Partner

The person sitting in the toilet stall directly next to you, which causes both of you to become joined in a partnership. A partnership of poo.

(saying to oneself) Man I really just wanted to come into this nice quiet place and let loose with some peace and privacy... Could really do without the poo partner right now.

by Mr Bob Dingles May 30, 2012

Holy Poo

Clean version of holy (shit) for people who do not want to swear.

"OMG! Did you know that the Jonas Brothers are coming to town?"
"Holy Poo! No way!

by kidme2 January 24, 2009