plamingo

a really really groovy pink bird. it also has a bending neck!!!! yayaya!!!! some average boring people usually refer to plamingos as "flamingos." you are being brainwashed!!!!! hahaahah!!!! now you MUST use this word!!!! heheeheheh!!!!!! lalalalaalaalalal!!!! wwwwaaaaahhhaaaaaaahahahah!!!!

a: "I saw a plamingo at the zoo!!! It was groovy!!!"

b: "I ate a plamingo for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!!!!"

by dudeley dude May 31, 2004

playing fetch

golf always; soccer usually

TV's on. Wasn't paying attention. Realized I've been ignoring golf, not soccer*. What is with these people playing fetch with their balls?

*world football (whatever)

by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013

Playing the Ponies

This phrase is actually a mistake. Instead, one should say "playing the horses". Playing the Ponies is something small boys would say.

Eric received a text message that the ponies were loose and used an incorrect sentence involving playing the ponies.

by death row April 11, 2011

playing doggy

fucking a chick doggy style in the butt, while she drinks out of the toilet you shat in

Kacia and josh were playing doggy when josh decided to give her a swirly after donkey punching her

by josh nis June 30, 2008

playing toast

Get one gay male (excited) and use him in a "game" that consists of him and 3 other straight males. Get a piece of toast, turn out the lights, and say last person to jiz on it has to eat it. The three straight males do not even jiz on it(because they know the game) then the gay man does jiz on it and has to eat it.

Hey billy (gay guy) lets play toast!

by Vaughn Jark January 13, 2003

playing video games

Expression used by geeks for a circle jerk.

Me and my buds stayed in a just watching porn and "playing video games" together all night.

by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

Playing the Cello

1. Licking ass.

2. What one calls the way a cat cleans its ass.

3. Inserting a screwdriver into the rectum.

1. You wanna play the cello before or after the rusty trumpet, slut?

2. Whoa, check out that fat puss cleaning its puckered ass!

3. He wouldn't tell us about the skrilla, so we played his cello yo! He went mad loud on the facts.

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003