Noodle Limbs

Someone in the armed forces who is either on the sick, medically downgraded or cannot participate in planned physical training. Can also be used to describe someone who although physically 100% fit is incapable of completing simple manual tasks, e.g. running, marching etc

The limbs have taken on the constancy of a noodle, floppy and with no bone structure.

Someone who is afflicted with Noodle Limbs then becomes a Noodler e.g. someone who spends their day Noodling around not achieving anything constructive.

Alex: Why is Nick the Prawn not on PT today mate?
Ash: He injured himself on the run the other day, and has got proper Noodle Limbs now!

by Acky190 May 3, 2011

noodle nog

A noodle nog is a nog whos bones are flexable like wet noodle

gorge: bob the nogs arms!
ted: there like noodles!
bill: what a fuckin noodle nog

noodle nog = nogs whose limbs are made of noodle

by noodle nog August 24, 2008

noodle-body

Noodle-body is when your body acts "noodle"-ish, flimsy, jell-o like after consuming alcoholic beverage(s). For most this is the state of body drunk that occurs before the head gets drunk.

An example of being a "Noodle-body "(noodley) is when you cannot walk straight, keep dropping things that are very easily to grasp ( such as another drink) and hitting/running into things, other people, or walls.

by Cos4lyfe March 5, 2017

spooky noodles

1)Noodles that jump scare people.
2)Noodles that are spookily strait.
3)Noodles that may or may not kill your family.

Last night the spooky noodles killed my family.

by Meme-lordess February 1, 2017

raymon noodles

1. The one and only Ramen noodles. Just hoodrich version.

2. Millionaire high class version of the traditional ramen noodle.

3. A way to describe a poor person.

I'm a broke college student eatin' nothing but raymon noodles.

I'm a hood millionaire eating raymon noodles erryday.

You so raymon noodles!

by EazyE63 August 6, 2012

dude noodle

A male penis. Especially a small and/or flacid one.

"So did she give your dude noodle a little tug or what?"

by fLockerr January 11, 2009

Shanghai noodle

When a male unzips his pants fly and sticks his hand in his pants letting two fingers stick out of his fly. A female then lowers her vagina on the males fingers and together they move up and down stimulating the females vagina. (This may also be done between two girls, or a with a man being stimulated through his asshole. Usually referred to as other names like for a homosexual couple "Chocolate pronging")

Dude, did you Shanghai noodle that girl last night?

by ButtseckPanther October 26, 2010