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im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits

this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.
stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?
by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022
mugGet the im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dickmug.
A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
by erectism January 11, 2008
mugGet the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monstermug.

Different Strokes

Hey Tim’s having a get together this weekend; heard they’re going to play different strokes again in his basement.
by Desert lightning November 22, 2019
mugGet the Different Strokesmug.

preemptive stroke

When a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, wanks one off to release the urge to sleep with her.
I wanted to sleep to sleep with Rachel but I knew it would cause a lot of problems so I went for a preemptive stroke instead.
by Rexsecuresrutra July 10, 2017
mugGet the preemptive strokemug.

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by storke September 16, 2020
mugGet the Strokemug.

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by Humphrey McDumphrey Gobbolonib September 30, 2020
mugGet the Strokemug.

Rusty Two Stroke

When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.
Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!
by Paddy V December 30, 2024
mugGet the Rusty Two Strokemug.

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