turkey fingers

a less offensive term than oaf for clumsy person

stop telling me your limo is triple parked; stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"

by Sexydimma September 30, 2014

trufflebutter fingers

when u finger a girl and she takes a shit and cums at the same time

i got drunk and fingered broskicia in the ass and that bitch gave me trufflebutter fingers

by mirtzytakitana69 June 12, 2018

Finger Filter

When you finger a girl through her tights/leggings because she is on her period.

Person 1: Hey, did you finger Katherine
Person 2: Yeah man.
Person 1: Thought you said she was on her period
Person 2: Yeah I finger filtered her.

by DownThatChunder February 22, 2011

Bud-Fingers

Bud-Fingers is the scent of your fingers after you've just finished smoking a joint.

"Oi I just got Bud-Fingers after having a couple of joints"

by BudFingers September 10, 2018

Finger Towel

A finger towel is a small-sized towel providing an easy convenience to dry a girl’s hands and 'fingertips' quickly after diddling her pussy to orgasm.

I keep a finger towel in my nightstand in case my mom barges in my room.

My finger towel was juicy tonight.

I caught my brother sniffing my finger towel.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Eleventh Finger

The penis.

Originated from the third episode of the show 'Family Guy'

"I've sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, I'm up to 11. " - Stewart Gilligan Griffin

I showed her my eleventh finger under the bleachers.

by lbeesntdeirx November 5, 2013

Dusty Finger

The process in which you finger so many assholes your finger begins to discolor and turn into a brown tint regardless of how many times you wash it; causing you to get a Dusty Finger.

Person 1: Did you see Sams finger?
Person 2: No I didn't what's wrong with it?
Person 1: He got that Dusty Finger.
Person 2: Damn...

by IVIrCoolGuy November 12, 2017