Swag Nap

when two swagsters nap together it’s called a swag nap. large clothing may be shared by those two swagsters in the process.

“hey, wanna take a swag nap with me”

by swagterms May 1, 2021

Nap Assassin

Someone who always kills your nap.

"Every time I try to take a nap, my wife kills it"
"Dude, she's a Nap Assassin"

by Binarysmart December 24, 2018

movie nap

An act of lying on any surface while watching a movie with the objective of dozing of at the same time. A term used by youth that is similar to binge but with a clear conscience that you'll doze off in the end

My boyfriend told me he's feeling lazy today, so he's taking a movie nap

by sharvthegreat September 3, 2016

Binge Nap

When you take a nap that lasts significantly longer than normal. Usually two hours or more.

I got off work early today and took a binge nap. I didn't get up till after 7 PM.

by tttommm February 23, 2011

jack nap

A napkin one uses to clean up with after jacking off.

Dude throw away your nasty "jack nap"

by KennyPayne November 28, 2020

despair nap

When all conceivable problems intrude upon your life and all your body does is fall asleep on the couch

Person 1: I know your exams are coming up, but your significant other was cheating on you for me. You have 1 day to move out of our apartment.

Person 2: Could this get any worse?

Person 1: Also, mom says its your turn to cook for family dinner in 30 minutes.

Person 2: *takes a despair nap*

by cyanrarroll April 27, 2016

nap schlumped

Waking up from a nap, and you dont know what year is this.

"dude wake up"
*waking up*
"What year is this, where am I, why are we here, where is John Lennon, what is life?"
"oh you got a nap schlumped ,dont you?

by Phewthank-eenuh May 28, 2018