A Murphy

Noun. When a man is set up to be robbed, the victim thinks he is going to meet a woman. Typically done when a woman sets up a man, asking him to come over, but another man or group shows up to rob him. More rarely, a man will catfish another man by pretending to be an attractive or easy woman to get a man's address or get that man to come to a sketchy location. Not a scam, this is always done in person.

How'd he hit the lick?

He caught 'em with a murphy.

by TallTanuki June 10, 2025

max Murphy

Kids a bitch and sucks at track

Have u seen this max Murphy? Ya. Kid must be stupid and bad at track

by Mysterious Plum April 30, 2024

Murphy’s Monday

A term taken from Murphy’s Law, A Murphy’s Monday is a Monday that is so incredibly annoying that it feels like everything that can go wrong IS going wrong. It is a day filled with minor inconveniences that make your day harder, but not hard enough to be impossible.

A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.

Joseph: “Dude some guy just shot my friend’s grandma!”
Lukas: “Bro’s having a Murphy’s Monday.”

by A Real, Genuine Human May 13, 2024

Murphy’s law

The law, that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.

i keep getting epic wins, but when i actually start recording, i get no good clips, at all. must be murphy’s law.

by danik0011 February 27, 2024

The Murphy

When a girl sucks your dick and you come it. She gets up and kisses you right after but spits the cum back into your mouth and you shallow it.

“My girl gave me The Murphy treatment last night!”

by Mmmmdueivf March 16, 2024

murphy

if something is good

yo that was so murphy

by murphyguy March 31, 2024

Lucas Murphy

A total badass with huge biceps and massive pp that you can see dangling out of his shorts

Person1: where’s Lucas Murphy

Person2: I think he’s beating his meat
Person1: oh that’s epic

by Pilkospilkie June 21, 2021