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muff loaf

A FUPA or "Fat Upper Pubic Area" that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. The Reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word Muff, also Vagina's are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. These are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. Muffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.
"Did you see the Muff Loaf on that Chick?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"
by JustaHawtGayguy February 17, 2012
mugGet the muff loafmug.

muff buffin

A sadistic lesbian sex act, in which sadomasochists improved the act of scissoring to their standards by inserting a Brillo pad between their unshaved vaginas.

First performed in a 70's foreign porno movie entitled, "Beauf De Meauf".
Girl 1: "should we go get waxed?"

Girl 2: "no way dollface, we're muff buffin tonight!"
by dinkydew January 16, 2012
mugGet the muff buffinmug.

muff punt

My girl is pissed at me because I muff punted her last night
by calus clintiondicks January 20, 2019
mugGet the muff puntmug.

Crush that muff

by Vagimothafuckinizzleface April 26, 2019
mugGet the Crush that muffmug.

muff ruffling

a chick fight, and/or catfight
Those chicks were going crazy muff ruffling outside the bar.
by Docks October 2, 2008
mugGet the muff rufflingmug.

Mud Muff

When you fuck a girl reverse cowgirl in her ass, after she got drunk and ate too much Taco Bell, then she diarrhea’s all over your pubes and cock
Sarah puked on my feet right after she gave me a mud muff
by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
mugGet the Mud Muffmug.

muff rag

a thong or any skimpy female underwear
I kept the girl's muff rag as a souvenir of the night before
by evilfeller21 June 1, 2009
mugGet the muff ragmug.

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