Montana Carwash

Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!

(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)

Donald Trump's hair gives the most interesting sensation during a Montana Carwash!

by DonaldTrumpsMerken March 31, 2016

Monraeo

A fag that likes to 'threaten' to hack people's emails, and creeps on little girls.

Damnnn monraeo, back at being a pedophile AGAIN

by creativeusernamehere July 30, 2016

MONTANA WEDDING

(a) When you and your brother or sister go to a wedding and double team a bridesmaid/groomsman

(b) Double teaming with your brother or sister

You see that girl over there? Let's take her to a MONTANA WEDDING.

by nff1987 July 24, 2016

montana oreo

Wherein an individual anally fornicates with a female individual of African descent, then ejaculates between her buttocks. This is followed by pressing her buttocks together and thereby spreading the seed between them, followed finally by the initiator eating the ejaculate out from between said female's buttocks.

I say, old chap, are you the fellow who performed a Montana oreo on dear Miss Susie Williams?

by bacchantBrawler May 15, 2016

Montana Brooke

Montanna brooke is an amazing person who loves to have fun and chill with people, gets random sunburns and stays beautiful, quick to think, kind, lovable, pritty. Nice to strangers and loves to hang out. Eats cookies and cream. Good friend, looking for good long term friends. Totally awesome girl

Montana Brooke is an amazing person who loves friends.

by Nicesomewhatcoolguy July 2, 2016

Montana Sushi Roll

A kinky sex act in which a man is forced to fuck a spicy tuna sushi roll wearing nothing but a pair of cabin socks. This act takes place out doors during the winter months often leading to freezing of the roll to the penis or balls

Yeah, Molly's pretty crazy, heard sge made Dave perform a Montana Sushi Roll after he bought the wrong pepperoni

by Bunkerfunker22 August 4, 2016

Morran

A character from the swedish comedy "Morran & Tobias".
She is known for being extremely stupid and a bit dirty.

Morran: Mjaharå, där satt jag och ofredade Bubbi.

by CreepyChineseGuy February 11, 2017