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Moist

Jim: Oh no not like that yours is to moist
Mom: it makes it more slippery
jim:BUT ITS TO MOIST
Wow step sis hats a nice cat you got there

step sis: and its really moist
by moistmoms.com December 5, 2020
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moist coochie

by Mac8477 January 25, 2018
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Moist Jonathan

A particularly impressive albeit damp mustache. Films such as top gun showcase the beauty and majesty of the moist Jonathan.
Have you seen Alex? He's grown himself one hell of a moist Jonathan.
by Moist J October 6, 2018
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moist meet

"It said that Poseidon couldn't handle moist meet.", said makiki
by moonboi May 24, 2018
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Moist Log Syndrome

Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"

Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"
by The moist boi June 25, 2020
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Moist bridge collapse

When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.
Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible

Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
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