Kosher Mocha

A half Jewish, half Black baby.

Idina and Taye's baby is a Kosher Mocha.

by Raisel Adena August 12, 2009

skid mocha

A cheap variation of a mocaccino prepared with regular coffee & chocolate milk.

He's such a cheap date. He ordered us 2 skid mochas & then didn't even leave a tip!

by onespyder February 2, 2014

welfare mocha

A poor man's mocha. Black drip coffee with a packet of instant cocoa poured in.

I can't afford Starbucks, I'll have a welfare mocha.

by Croditi December 19, 2014

Filipino Mocha Cake

deficating into a Tupperware dish and serving it piping hot

Breh, she asked me if I wanted some Filipino Mocha Cake. I said yes and she served me shit in a Tupperware.

by Truffle Butler May 28, 2015

lonje moco

The lonje moco is a very frightening mythical creature that lives under your bed that always says these words "Que tal, yo soy el lonje moco". There are also some different breeds and species for this lonje animal, such as the common lonje salado, the lonje ranchero, the very rare lonje manso etc. Well, don't get too frightened, the last sighting of this rare lonje was under your bed.

The lonje moco is a very friendly creature.

by LonjeMocofans101 September 20, 2017

tim mockus

Person extremely skilled in drone maneuverability excercise.

Tim’s are kind. Kind to people. Kind of weird.

That fucker is flying that drone like no other I’ve seen. He’s a real Tim Mockus.

by Jonnyboygomes July 6, 2018

Man Mocha

The manliest of mocha coffees. It is a strong and manly caffeinated drink, originating in the Puerto Vallarta area.

Definite not to be confused with the mocha man.

Rebecca wasn't ready for how strong the man mocha was. But she sure was glad the mocha man was there.

by DrunkenDuncan November 21, 2018