Milfet

The hot AF mom that lives in the Smurf Village.

Can be used as a pick up line on a Milf.

You are a sexy , gorgeous milf. If you where a smurf you'd be milfet.

by quinchy July 6, 2017

midlyn

Prettiest, funniest girl ever! She's kinda tiny (like maybe 4'11") but she's got a big personality

That girl is crazy! She's such a Midlyn

by Noooobodyyy July 9, 2017

Midlee

Midlee is a girl that is special . She's funny and loves to help people out. Usually, of African American descent or of Haitian descent. She is known to have extraordinary hair and dark lavishing skin. Even if your a bad person she will still find it in her heart to help you. She can be shy and not think she's beautiful but everyone knows she is the one that you can count on. A leader in her own way. If you have a Middle in your life or know one that is just like this don't let her go. Tell her how amazing she is because she might not know it.

Me: I will never make it

Midlee: Yes you will

by Jena August 25, 2017

MILF Man

a bro who is younger than you that refers MILFS of his dates to date you.

Kevin: Hey buddy how’s Suzy’s mom lookin?

Chris: Oh Dude, total MILF I’ll hook you up!

Kevin: thanks MILF Man!

by TedEye November 11, 2017

MILF Maiden

when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.

(All parties are adults)

Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?

MILF: of course, they were raised right?

Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?

MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.

Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!

by TedEye November 11, 2017

milf

MILF - Moro Islamic Liberation Front - active separatist militia in Philippines. Currently in peace with the government.

MILF continues to hunt for wanted ISIS-inspired militant

by luftmausmann December 2, 2017

midfbswtp

Mother I did fuck but she wasn't that pretty

Sëb: Man, I lost my virginity to a milf.
Kevin: Cool.
Sëb: Well, she was more of a ilf.
Kevin: So, she wasn't a mother?
Sëb: Actually, she was a midfbswtp.
Kevin: ???

by MiloKuragin April 21, 2018