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Mississippi Dip

When you gather the boys around for a cold one and you take turns dipping your pecker into the neck of one (1) bottle of brew, the chap with the smallest wang, or the one whose Johnson touches said brew must chug the salty ale.
"Me and the 12 lads were taking turns with the Mississippi Dip and Jackson came up short and had to chug the whole thing"
"Good Times"
by letsleavethisplanet December 17, 2019
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Mississippi

The 7th layer of hell (or Mississippi, for short) is a conservative police state with humidity, forests, obese people, cracked up roads with tons of potholes.

It has the worst healthcare, education, lowest life expectancy in the entire union.

The people in this state are extremely rude to you, unless you have a pocket full of cash.

Louisiana is grateful that that Mississippi exists, because now Louisiana doesn't have to take the spot for the worst state in the union.
Man, thank God I'm not in that dump called Mississippi anymore. Thank goodness for places like California.
by ism_ist July 4, 2022
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Mississippi spit in missy

The act of spitting your chewing tobacco into your woman’s butthole.
How did it go last night?”
“Oh great, hank gave me a Mississippi spit in missy. Gotta hit the bathroom. Some kodiak is shooting out my back door.”
by Medicjeff February 1, 2020
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Mississippi Muffler Shredder

The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.
I think Bill pulled a Mississippi Muffler Shredder instead of going to a regular doctor.
by Lord WizarD III October 30, 2020
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Mississippi Muddin'

When two homosexual biological brothers engage in incestuous buttsex.
Me an' mah bro are gonna do us some Mississippi Muddin' toonight!
by Stonerstratshredder February 16, 2019
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flipsy mississippi

When a person leaves a conversation abruptly without forewarning
Sawyer gave Matt the flipsy mississippi.
by Sawyer404notfound March 15, 2017
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Mississippi Muzzleloader

A distinguished sex act performed by a gentleman unto another. The recipient throws their legs over their head, while the gentleman assumes the piledriver position above them.

The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
"Bless her heart, she's walking like her gentleman turned her Antebellum into a Mississippi Muzzleloader"
by PhatRob August 31, 2022
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