Leg Mental

noun: the name given to the physically handicapped.

adjective: used to describe a person who usually has an odd stride, wheelchair bound or curious gait to their walk (akin to that of a zombie traveling at haste), failing that they just look a bit mad when they walk.

"Sorry, i just went a bit leg mental there."
"Are you leg mental or head mental?"

Leg Mental by AWSOM-AD April 1, 2009

E-Mental 

Someone who is totally ate up with the environmentalist movement

That Al Gore is like totally E-Mental.

E-Mental by GAME$TA December 20, 2008

Tits Mental 

To go absolutley aff yer heid mental. Cuttin loose, wi nae regard for the consequences.

I cannae wait for the end of this lockdown pish; I'm gonna go absolutely tits mental.

Tits Mental by Bunyano March 28, 2021

Crack A Mental 

Become angry or upest it is the aussie way of seeing it

Guy: Dude don't crack a mental.
Guy2: I wasn't gunna

Crack A Mental by Mack H May 17, 2007

The Mental Movie 

What God intended us to beat off to. The imagination; the mind's eye. Before spank movies made it obsolete, the mental movie was all people had: shutting their eyes tight, folks in bygone epochs envisaged hot, breathless fucks with acquaintances they passed on cobbled streets. Today, some still employ the mental movie, especially when away from their computers--in an isolated bathroom stall, a fitting room, the woods, etc., the fancy can still be relied on to do the trick when called upon.

Arthur slipped into the dank alley off Goodman St., having just seen Nora in a blue mini-skirt and tank top walking out of the department store. He leaned against the dumpster, glancing about him to be sure he was alone. Nora's sweet Alabama accent, her blue eyes, the superb abundance of her breasts, her chiseled legs: all these mingled in his mind as he cranked his now bare cock with abandon. His brain went blank and he came. He breathed a deep breath: "Nothing like the mental movie sometimes," he muttered.

The Mental Movie by Cunning Linguist 28 July 22, 2011

Judge Mental 

when you don't know what a fucking compound word is

"You are judge mental"
"My judge is fucking mental"

Judge Mental by Dudemeniscus November 22, 2017

magifelix mental

When no matter what happens to you, you remain calm and you don't let anything bother you or get to you.

Wow, that guy had like a million bad things happen to him today but he has magifelix mental so he doesn't care!

magifelix mental by OldRyze December 7, 2020