"Matt Rags" are the paper napkins, towels, or random article of clothing used to clean up the mess after a blow job.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.
After having oral sex with her partner, Jenna Jameson used a Matt Rags, to spit the cum in, since she did not feel like swallowing.
Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.
Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.
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A girl with the name Mattee Grace is usually very outgoing. Loves to laugh and always making people laugh. She usually has plenty of people like her, but has only about 4 real bestfriends she hangs out with. She may come off as a very sexual person, but isn't that way at all. She's beautiful inside and out. She's doesnt like to admit it though. Once you meet her, you will never forget nor regret it!
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Get the matterbate mug.A cross between a hard shell taco and a burrito. A filled hard shell taco is wrapped in a soft tortilla before eating - preventing the hard shell from falling apart in your hands.
(Taco hater) "I hate hard shell tacos... They are messy and always break apart in your hands"
(Mattaco man) "You're doing it all wrong silly... Here, have a Mattaco"
(Mattaco man) "You're doing it all wrong silly... Here, have a Mattaco"
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