Madden Pussy

Noun:

A person who with little time remaining in the 4th quarter of a madden game has a clear chance to score a td and chooses to run out of bounds to avoid giving the ball back to his opponent and settle for a field goal, a smart yet seemingly cowardly move

Greg: Ad damn Andre Johnson broke one hes goin alright ill have to charge down the field for a comeback

Chris:No you want this oh i accidently ran out at 5yrd line

Greg:You madden pussy settling for a field goal to win the game

Chris: Madden pussy or winner it dont matter

by Topher88 August 20, 2010

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Madden Blowjob

The act of receiving oral sex on your penis from a female while simultaneously playing a Madden NFL video game, preferably on a PS4. Can also include gargling of the testicles, but this is only suggested and not required.

"Dude, I scored 69 points while getting a Madden Blowjob last night."

by mandingo_smash July 21, 2014

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Madeline

A wonder ful girl that, most think to be white but the best ones are African American. Madeline is beuftiful, honest and a loyal friend. She is sensitive and caring,the only reason someone might not like her is because they are JELOUS! She loves her friends and is often popular, or “follows” the popular people around but ,it’s not because she wants to be like them it because she is most comfortable around them. Madeline sometime can be shy or quiet but, if you take the time to know her it will be the best decision of your life. She may have her eye on a guy out side of her friend group but, is shy to make a move because of what her friends will think. Madeline may appear to be confident from a far but, you may find that she has a lot of physical and mental insecurities. Most of all Madeline loves all people and ,is always willing to forgive even if it takes a while. If she ever talks about you it’s, nothing against you she just loves to share. She is gorgeous!

“Wow... Madeline is sooo gorgeous”
“Ya and she has a great personality too”

by Dark chocolate man January 10, 2018

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Madeline

Madeline is a cute, somewhat short girl who has brown curly hair and usually has brown eyes. She is awkward and shy around adults and new people but once you get to know her she is CRAZY! Madeline is a little bit thick and usually looks presentable. She will sneak around and keep some really big secrets from you. She is into art and doesn’t have the best grades in school. She likes music but doesn’t tell people. She is beautiful and confident on the outside but is a train wreck on the inside. She loves watching cartoons and messing with peoples minds but she doesn’t know herself that well. She usually goes by Maddie or Maddy.

Damn! Who is that!

Oh, her. That’s just Madeline isn’t she cute.

by Lil wet brush October 18, 2019

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