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Tennessee Moustache

When someone lays a turd across the top lip of another person. Often used as a sexual act. May be altered as some prefer to lay their Penis across the top lip of their partner.
by Fred H March 5, 2009
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handlebar moustache

a moustache that begins under your nose(like every other moustache)and curves downward beside your lips. moustaches are cool, but this on takes it to the extreme.
I woke up one day and the artist formally known as Zoe had a handlebar moustache.
by goats November 5, 2004
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fudge mustache

The act of sucking anus, while the other defecates while in public, MUST BE mushy poop, no liquid with articles of corn and high fiber.
I wanna get me a Fudge mustache like that biatch over there.
by Bob America July 6, 2008
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kool-aid mustache

when a man eats out a woman when she is on her period and gets blood on his upper lip
when mike was eating out alaina he came up with a kool-aid mustache.
by J. Stizz January 18, 2008
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Argentinian Mustache

When you find a stranger, knock them unconscious, and shave off their pubes. Then, while they are still incapacitated, you microwave the shavings and tape them under your victims nose in the shape of a mustache. At this point, you will have to start running because the atrocious smell produced by the newly formed pube-stache will jolt your victim awake.
Did you hear Bob lost his sense of smell? I guess someone gave him the ol' Argentinian Mustache. The shame alone drove his wife to infidelity. Pity.
by foxwell adams April 21, 2011
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Mustashe burn

When a man who has a large bush fully inserts his penis to the brim of the a persons mouth, then rubs his or her head back and forth till completion or ejaculation leaving a raw burn where a mustashe should be.
(Exp 1) Goerge won't leave Bryan alone about a mustashe burn. This will be the 4th night Bryans his givin Goerge a new mustashe burn.

(Emp 2) I purposely grew my pubs out to give my bitch a mustashe burn. Haha Bitches!
by B&J August 2, 2006
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nfl mustache

an extremely thin mustache. Eleven hairs on each side.
Joe has an nfl mustache. Eleven hairs on each side.
by KenOlsen June 2, 2008
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