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Body Muff

Aggressive thick body hair that extends further than an inch off of the epidermis.
Chaz: "Hey Ben.

Ben: Yeah Chaz?

Chaz: "Did u see Alfonzo's body muff in the locker room yesterday?"
by Trevorisclever June 29, 2016
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Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.
My Muff Potter is like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.
by kayraw April 6, 2015
mugGet the Muff Pottermug.

Cock Muffs

My cock muffs are hurting me today he really drilled me last night
by # Sally from The Valley June 14, 2018
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Granny's Muff

Pass some granny's muff I need to polish this heat sink
by Chubb71 July 1, 2020
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muff tummy

A super 70's bush that spreads from the tummy to the tush.
Dude, check out that girls happy trail!

That's not a happy trial. That's a muff tummy. You can tell because it grows all the way to her butt.
by BOLT_GANG December 18, 2015
mugGet the muff tummymug.

muff-capping

"Did she get to go out with that guy"
"No her friend's an expert at muff-capping"
by crispyrolls93 December 3, 2014
mugGet the muff-cappingmug.

muff loaf

A FUPA or "Fat Upper Pubic Area" that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. The Reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word Muff, also Vagina's are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. These are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. Muffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.
"Did you see the Muff Loaf on that Chick?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"
by JustaHawtGayguy February 17, 2012
mugGet the muff loafmug.

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