Mormon Speedball

A combination of Dayquil plus Nyquil.

(Courtesy of EIS)

A: Did you hear about Justin?

B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.

by neuro_nick January 2, 2017

Sad Mormons

A game in which you have a threesome with two mormons of the opposite sex who are both sad and depressed, so you use their tears as lube on your peen.

Person 1: Ayo you see those two girls I think they’re Mormons
Person 2: Yeah I played a game of sad Mormons with them
Person 1: Dude that’s fuckin gnarly

by lolninjahasligma July 28, 2018

Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.

Megan: Garrett is a Mormon Fuckboi.
Kortni: So is Theo!!

by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016

Soak the Mormon

Bend the rules to get what you want in life with out the act of sin.

"Adam would soak the mormon by pretending to be ill before school"

by morman123Secretsexerx February 4, 2022

Jewish Mormons

a Jewish family with 4 or more kids

The Goldberg’s are Jewish Mormons.

by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022

Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.

Garrett and Theo are both Mormon Fuckbois.

by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016

The Mormon Blast

To ejaculate onto your fingers, let it dry up, then finger your female partner.

“Once I get home, I’m gonna Mormon Blast my girl all night”

“Yeah, I did the Mormon Blast with her bro, she’s a month and a half pregnant.”

by Ladysman_217 July 7, 2025