Reltzs Logik

a cult of "Finding the Pancakes & praising Supafish" founded primarily over xbox live by a few friends who make up random shit

Seth: hey, you should go on the reltzs logik site. theres a few funny vids & forums!
Randy: k whats the URL?
Seth: www.Freewebs.com/rlogik
Randy: sweet i will later

by Echo10407 January 8, 2009

Wit-logic

1:Foolish or meaningless words or actions. 2:Things of no importance or value.3:Lacking knowledge.4:resulting from or showing lack of knowledge or intelligence.5:showing or resulting from dullness of mind.6:Offensively exaggerating one's own inportance.7:Lacking the power of speech.

Your speaking wit-logic Thats wit-logic

by south st. April 20, 2009

Hammer Logic

The ability to reason that any tool can be a hammer, as long as its in reach.

Not being able to find a hammer so another object is used, like a wrench, screwdriver, or even a brick.

Guy1: <looks at marred handle of screwdriver>

What happened to the end if this screwdriver?

Guy2: Bill and his Hammer Logic put together a cabinet.

by Jebs, yeah, jebs December 21, 2010

too logical

A useful response for getting out of a situation where someone mentions something obvious you hadn't thought of.

Mike: Come on bro, just pick one. Hawaiian or Supreme. It's not hard. They're waiting for our order.
Ryan: Why don't we just buy two medium pizzas and get both?
Mike: ... too logical, mate.

by c-drinkwater December 10, 2011

Beck logic

When a boss, coach, ecclesiastical leader, or any other person to whom you may fall subordinate to requires anyone, including his/herself, to perform a task in high aspirations for greatness, just to have it backfire in the end for great injury and embarrassment.

Tony: Coach said if we run 5 miles everyday we would be national champs! Now the whole team's got runner's knee and can't hoop!

Charles: That's some Beck logic fo' ya.

by Albert Kaida August 14, 2014

Urban Dictionary Logic 101

Urban Dictionary Logic 101

Definition

Will Allow derogatory words such as "cunt" but not ShittingTittieFuck Or shitface and it doesn't seem right.

That is fucking stupid.

But it is Urban dictionary logic 101 and it is how it is.

by Tylertops July 7, 2016

Logitech rage

A build up of anger caused by trying to set up Logitech products. Mainly caused as a result of using their glitchy on-line "My Harmony" software or the "Harmony Remote Software." Often one comes to this state after a profound realization that their features of the product you purchased has been deliberately nerfed making the product you just purchased useless.

After his MyHarmony account was corrupted and John was unable to sync his remote, when he came to the realisation that he would have to re-create a new account and teach all the commands all over again he experienced an episode of "Logitech rage"

by gnosupplies February 25, 2011