Someone who is so craaaaa. Craaaazier then a craaaayfish. If your a lobster you are so cra it’s not even funny.
by happy days 12345ke April 02, 2021
Boob lobster is when a person uses his/her feet to grope a woman's boobies, just like a lobster's claws.
by fapstar 420 March 11, 2014
Lobster: A delicious Delicate food that is expensive. Really expensive. 2nd Definition: A person who forgot to wear sunblock to the beach or on a hot day.
by Jonathan Pallmyt June 23, 2017
A unique sexual fetish with traced to to both Smiths Station, Andalusia, and Smut Eye Alabama. While engaged in 69 both participants urinate in the others face post orgasm.
by The Alabama Muff Diver November 08, 2019
the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill
Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.
by wordqueens3 March 18, 2011
by BC1969 May 17, 2025
Not unlike "The Lobster", in that one is performing "The Shocker" with two different women at the same time, only with three people.
This sex act is performed by three women with the hands of each of the other two performing the "The Shocker" simultaneously with in them.
Thumb wrestling around the clit, six fingers in ones vagina and two in ones ass, everyones hands are busy.
This sex act is performed by three women with the hands of each of the other two performing the "The Shocker" simultaneously with in them.
Thumb wrestling around the clit, six fingers in ones vagina and two in ones ass, everyones hands are busy.
Last time we were at a girl pile we orgasmed super hard from the "Bathtub in a Lobster", I knew it was true love as we held hands inside of our other lover, but I lost my ring for a while.
by D'jisorderly March 31, 2024