Lobster

Someone who is so craaaaa. Craaaazier then a craaaayfish. If your a lobster you are so cra it’s not even funny.

“God ian is such a lobster, so cra”

by happy days 12345ke April 02, 2021

Lobster

Verb.

1. The act of taking 8 shots in the first five minutes of a party and vigorously vomiting in the bathroom for the rest of the duration.

Noun.

1. One who performs such an act.

Lobster: "Who wants to take another shot with me?"

Bubba: "Dude slow down you're gonna lobster."

by DaGod February 22, 2014

Lobster

When showering with a guy, he puts soap on his hands and tries to grab your titties. He cant and its like he's trying to lobster your tits.

Hey Philip, wanna try and lobster my titties?

by redrocks February 25, 2020

Lobster

A person who is currently single and has let to be in a serious relationship; forever a loner.

-You *still* don't have a girlfriend?
-Yeah, I'm such a lobster

by Ijamma1948 November 06, 2014

Lobster

on the female pubic hair like crabs but they evolved.

DAUMMMMMMMMMMM TORI YOU GOT THE LOBSTERS!!!

by sortakindajo February 18, 2018

Lobster

Soul-mates. Friends reference

"He's her lobster!!!"

by snooby-doo March 06, 2018

Lobster

When a partner places his or her thumb in rectum and fondles and cups testicles simultaneously.

Got an awesome lobster of missus last night

by Hounds December 15, 2016