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Lobster

Term used to explain any lonely, friendless person who sits in the lobby of a building waiting to meet and hopefully make friends with another lobster or any other random person. Most commonly but not limited to dorm buildings at colleges.
De'andre has been sitting in the lobby for hours! What a Lobster.
by QUICKYQUICKY123 October 6, 2011
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Lobster

The act of getting it in the ever elusive female butthole... It's buttsex
Dan "How was she last night brah?"

Justin "She was great, I got lobster!"

Everyone "woo! Woo"
by RD lobsterman November 8, 2012
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Brown Lobster

A brown lobster is a person who has spent so much time at the beach that they're skin has become brown and leathery.
"There's alot of brown lobsters at the beach today".

"You spend so much time at the beach, your becoming a brown lobster".
by Marlon Dready November 7, 2009
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swedish lobster roll

Where you take 2 full size Maine lobsters and have them pinch onto a woman's nipples. You then proceed to lather butter on her pussy and rip the tails off of the lobsters while leaving the pinchers attached to the nipples. The 2 lobster tails are then inserted into the woman's pussy and asshole.
Your sister ordered a Swedish lobster roll at the red lobster .
by Jimmy thirdleg January 15, 2017
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East Coast Lobster

Similar to the Shocker, but of the East Coast Variety. You basically stick two fingers in a bitch's pussy hole, and the other two up her asshole. Both two-finger groupings resembles the claw of a lobster. Once you fingers have been inserted in both of your bitches fuck holes, you open and shut the claw.
Travis gets all the bitches...how does he do it? I hear that before he fuck's the shit out of a bitch, he get's them all riled up with the East Coast Lobster....plugs both holes and shits the claw.
by JayBrew October 7, 2011
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ghetto lobster

A ghetto lobster is a person who acts and dresses ghetto, but they are no where close to being ghetto. They are not: poor, drug addicts, high school dropouts, or of African American desecent. They are the polar opposites, except for the fact that they like to get down in their gangster/ghetto outfits to rap and hiphop music. They most likely live in the rich suburbs of Bergen County, New Jersey.
She's so ghetto lobster - she acts all ghetto, but she's from one of the richest towns in our state!
by NotAGhettoLobster December 15, 2008
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Lobster

guy looking at a redhead girl/boy: "look at that lobster"
by jjatlw April 25, 2007
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